In Florida all the cars have robot personalities with doors that open and close for you with little sensors that keep you from slamming your fingers in the door, and these same cars fly and have built in refridgerators and sattelite television with a billion channels and when you land, the cars sing "Free Falling" by Tom Petty. We actually wish that they didn't do this, but they insist it's the only song that fits the moment and are impervious to logical argument.
This is what happens when you slam your finger in a car door.
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in nyc you don't have cars.
points for nyc.
In Florida all the cars have robot personalities with doors that open and close for you with little sensors that keep you from slamming your fingers in the door, and these same cars fly and have built in refridgerators and sattelite television with a billion channels and when you land, the cars sing "Free Falling" by Tom Petty. We actually wish that they didn't do this, but they insist it's the only song that fits the moment and are impervious to logical argument.
Points for Florida.
you should get a band aid.
they have those everywhere :)
i like pockets.
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